Vanderpump Rules to Live By

It helps to have an older, wiser, chicer lady around to moderate your problems. Especially if her British accent makes said problems sound even more ludicrous.

The best way to resolve most problems is texting people, both from your own phone and the phones of others.

When everyone is upset with each other, the best way to work it out is to bottle up your feelings, oil up your bods, and have a photo shoot.

It's not your birthday unless you're constantly reminding people it's your birthday. And they're at it, like, right now. Why did they even come? It's your birthday.