The Gilmore Girls Cast Reunion: Where Their Characters Would Be Now and More Revelations

Jared Padalecki (Dean): "Dean took over Doose's Market—I think it's Dean's Market now," Jared says. "He was a hot-dog-turning MOFO, so I think he turned enough hot dogs and bought controlling rights in Doose's Market." He's divorced now, though. "I think he and Lindsay probably parted ways—it was a mistake on both of their parts. But they still care for each other and see it for what it was."

Matt Czuchry (Logan): "[Logan's] just not working and probably traveling the world and enjoying life," Matt says. "What made him so great was his adventures, so he's probably diving out of an airplane or jumping off of a cliff like he did and definitely not working."

Keiko Agena, Todd Lowe, and John Cabrera (Lane, Zack, and Brian): Zach and Lane are still happily married, but Keiko and Todd say there are no more kids in the mix. While Zack is managing a U-Haul company, Brian is starting a "virtual-reality music school of rock" with the twins as his first students. The most successful is Lane, who has "four or five different jobs that she juggles and is masterful at," including working once a week at Luke's as she and Cesar "whip up healthy options they try to get the diner customers to appreciate, but it's a no-go." Even though Hep Alien mostly does cover songs, Zach and Brian are both writing tunes, including Zach's original "instrumental piece called 'Bruce Jenner.'"

Yanic Truesdale (Michel): Yanic hopes Michel is married and working for himself now. "If he's working in an inn, he owns it. Otherwise, he's back in Paris. Actually, he didn't like the French that much. There was a group of French people that came to the inn that he didn't want to talk to, so he said he was from Texas! I just remembered that now. He didn't want to speak to them, so he said, [in Michel accent], 'I'm just a simple boy from Texas.'"

Jackson Douglas (Jackson): Don't worry—Sookie and Jackson are still doing very well and have something like "40 kids," two of whom are named Josephine and Duke. She has yet to burn the farm down, but they're still having some troubles in the field. "I think Jackson would have expanded the farm and then worried about a big drought. There would be no water, so he's running back and forth with buckets of water in order to keep his plants alive, desperately."

Liz Torres (Miss Patty): "Miss Patty is happily retired and running for mayor after Taylor's job, and she'll be talking to him at 3 in the morning finding out what to do because she doesn't know."

Danny Strong (Doyle): When asked if Paris and Doyle are still together, Danny replied, "Oh, absolutely. Paris is ride or die all the way! We're definitely together and definitely happy, even though we fight all the time." He notes they also have two kids, "a boy and a girl, and hopefully they won't screw them up." He imagines Doyle as a reporter at Politico. "He probably complains about them all the time for being corrupt bastards, even though they aren't."